Luke vs. Sheetz, Final Round (KO)

Well, this was a quick fight, my friends (check out rounds one and two). I went to Sheetz today to speak with Brian as requested, and after a brief conversation mimicking the one we had on the phone (we were both professional, I swear), Brian decided to give me a gift for my troubles…

Coupons! (Or… Couponz, I guess)

Yahtzee! These babies never expire and are good at all Sheetz locations (even ones without flies). I did the math… this could potentially be worth $15… or more, depending on what I choose. One of the options is 2 hot dogs… a $.99 meal. Do you really think I’m going to pick hot dogs when I can have a 4 Dollar Quesadilla? This has been an exciting, emotional ride. Cheers to Brian and Sheetz for being so quick and professional about the whole thing!

Oh, and on the way out, I spotted a few fly strips, out of the customer’s line of sight (I had to sneak around to see them). Now, I don’t want to take credit for the idea, but… No, they definitely stole my fly strip out of sight idea. Flattering, Brian. I would destroy as a gas station manager.

5 thoughts on “Luke vs. Sheetz, Final Round (KO)

  1. They give those suckers out when they open new locations. I got a whole book of those coupons back in the fall. SUCKA.

    • well guess what HANNAH. there have long been 4 locations in every major compass bearing direction for years. and there aren’t any more coming. so for the people of my town, getting these coupons is a big deal… YEAH

  2. Sucks to your assmar! Luckily, I live in a town that is even less economically developed than Reading, Pennsylvania.

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