So I spent a summer working at a summer camp in which either a) things happened that you wouldn’t care to read about, or b) things happened that would probably be fun to read about but I don’t know if I can write about. hmm. sorry!

Unfortunately, this post is not going to quench your thirst for Luke Kingma postings, as it will be short. This is because I am on a very strenuous (albeit incredible) roadtrip across the country, which has taken it all outta me (everything, literally). I’ve gotten about 11 hours of sleep in the last 5 days, so bear with me.

I am writing this because I wanted to let the world know that I will be in Utah tomorrow, and I will be hunting down Apaches for their still-lucrative scalps, which will be traded to an anonymous vendor on Amazon.com at a rate of 1 iPad (or 2 Amazon Kindls) per 5 scalps.

Why am I telling you this? More than likely I will not make it back from this trip. The only thing I have that remotely resembles a weapon is a Magellan Multi-tool that has a pair of pliers on it. I’m just making sure people know how I died, if and when I should.

Let the most dangerous game begin.