Photo Essay: Freetown Christiana – The Final “Lawless” Frontier

NOTE: This article and more also up at my new site, http://www.TwelveBitterPeaches.com! This article is certified 4/20 (you’ll see why below).

Walking into the bustling, vibrant, and altogether friendly neighborhood of Christianshavn just over an unsuspecting bridge in Copenhagen, you’d never suspect that you’d ever end up wandering into the “Deadwood” of Europe (and in fact the “Deadwood” of nearly the entire developed world) – a place “without laws” and “without government” (I put that in quotes for a reason as you’ll see), where it’s as easy to buy marijuana (in any form) as it is to buy a bottle of Coke (which itself costs a whopping $5 US dollars – ah well. still worth it); a place where you’ll see more men wearing track suits in one square mile than you will in all of New York City… during the New York Marathon.

But that’s exactly what you’ll find in Freetown Christiana – a small neighborhood that claimed autonomy from Copenhagen and Denmark itself in the early 1970′s… a collective whose residents believe in freedom of expression in every possible way – through art, music, theater and, yes, unabated drug use. Note, whether or not this article is directly correlated to the fact that it’s 4/20 and I’m hoping to get a bigger crowd of readers because of it is irrelevant… nothing changes the fact that this place is interesting… about as interesting as it gets.

The Blockade of Christiana

One of the few entrances to Freetown Christiana looks like a scene from The Road, I Am Legend, or any of the slew of other “where did all the people go” movies. Cars are prohibited from entering the space, that is, if they even wanted to. Walking into the town feels like stepping into another world. The pleasant side streets and open sidewalks that take you to Christiana (pictured below) eventually give way to dirt paths, decaying buildings, and a ton of artwork – some very interesting and unique, some morbidly disturbing.

The Road to Christiana

Once you’ve passed this nice “point of no return,” everything becomes a whole lot more interesting, and possibly more than a little bit sketch. The first thing you notice when entering the town, other than the concentrated crowds of young people, blaring music, and… err, interesting smells, are the “no photography” signs. I’m pretty good at concealing my Nikon D5000 when I have to, but when you have intimidating Danes wearing dark sunglasses eager to smash your camera on the ground at the sound of a photo snap staring you down, it’s time to put it away. Thank God for iPhone.

Thanks, But No Thanks, Sign!

Now the residents of the town will be the first to tell you that this place is all about art, music, performance, and community, but to the majority of the tourists who go here, it’s the drugs… giant open marketplaces full of drugs… literally a farmer’s market of drugs. Tables full of every imaginable use for marijuana (most I don’t and will never understand), and plenty of eager people (young and old alike) eager to sample within the borders of this “safe zone.”

Graffiti in Freetown Christiana

Everything seems pretty straight forward here, except for a group of people I’ll call the “nervous ones.” While everyone walks around and has a good time, regardless of whether or not they’re partaking in the activities here (it’s still fun for writers and journalists… I swear), there is a group of people who always look like they’re having a terrible time.

Dressed in a tight track suit with the collar popped, wearing dark sunglasses and outfitted with nervous feet, this special breed of resident looks so shady that it almost seems like he’s getting paid to look creepy. One minute they’re standing along as if they’re waiting for someone, the next moment they’re sprinting away in terror. Supposedly the hard drug trade has ended in Christiana, but when you see these guys, it’s kind of hard to believe.

Some of the More... Interesting Artwork

Now, before you go call your old high school friends to book tickets (the ones who still play Call of Duty for 7 hours a day and ingest more Mountain Dew/Cheetos than all of the isolated residents of the Appalachian mountain region combined), know that the landscape of Christiana is changing. Copenhagen’s police frequently attempt raids of the “compound,” and aim to tear down many of the decayed buildings and end the drug trade once and for all as soon as they can get in for good.

Overlooking Christiana

Though much of the police presence is turned away by the residents, it’s not uncommon for these drug marketplaces to disappear within seconds of a signal from the “watchers” of the town that police are nearby. If you do get a chance to check it out (and I do recommend seeing it just to see it), proceed with caution, and expect your eyes to be opened wide to a new world.

DailyFeats and the Changing Social Media Landscape

This is an article I wrote for Big Fuel’s blog! This is the original edit. Be cool and let me know what you think!

The most recent shift in the social media landscape has been a move towards location-based conversation, networking and socializing. Whether we’re checking in to make sure the whole world knows that we received one of only 150 wristbands to see Iron & Wine play their new record in Soho’s Apple Store (I don’t mean to brag of course), or we’re attempting to draw pity and sympathy from people who find out that we’ve been waiting in line in Brooklyn’s Ikea for 14 hours, our check-ins and statuses nowadays seem to be just as much about location as they are about content.

While burgeoning geo-tagging based platforms such as Foursquare and Facebook Places are based completely on where we go, what we do, and whom we do it with in the real world, another type of social media platform is also on the rise. Taking the idea of geo-tagging oneself one step further is a new start-up based right here in New York City called DailyFeats. The idea is impressively simple: “Go Do Good.”

Still in its beta testing phase, DailyFeats has seen a surge of growth recently, and has gone through numerous facelifts and UI updates since. The site acts as both a place to check in good things you do in real life to benefit yourself, others, the community or the environment as well as a place to be encouraged by others to do more through conversation.

Whether you volunteer your time at a soup kitchen, take a walk somewhere with no cement anywhere around you (an unbelievable challenge in New York City), or simply drink a glass of orange juice (whether full of pulp or pulp free – they  don’t discriminate against texture drinkers… class folks), if it’s good for you or others, you can check it in. The incentive? The site offers a points system that awards you some pretty awesome rewards through a variety of big-name partners (1-800-Flowers, WWF, Hilton Hotels and more) the more you check in. Drink a whole lot of green tea and get an Amazon gift card? Well, that’s the greatest deal in the whole world if you care what I think. What’s more, the system is based entirely on honesty. Talk about a site that respects and trusts its users.

DailyFeats’ intuitive check-in interface.

Is this the future of social media… a place to go to better yourself, others and the world around you through online conversation and real world action? With the recent surge of sites like DailyFeats and the rising number of awareness and ‘fundraising for good’ campaigns on sites like Twitter and Facebook, it definitely looks promising. What do you think?

A Sea Lion from Chicago and the State of our World in 2011

In most ways, the human race has progressed greatly over the past 50-100 years. The pace at which we are inventing new ways of doing things, new ways of treating the sick, and new ways to communicate with others is nearly unparalleled to any other time in history (including the industrial revolution). It’s good to know we’re getting better and better all the time. Of course there are problems in our world, more than I can count. But we’re on our way.

That is, until just recently, when ABC News decided to post a story that sets the entire human race back farther than we can possibly comprehend. You all remember Paul from the World Cup: Paul was a visionary, psychic Octopus who correctly guessed the results of every single world cup soccer match in 2006.

Paul made us believe again… not in ourselves, because we were all too stupid to guess the results perfectly, but in the animal kingdom. Paul changed the world, and we as a media-ingesting society got as much of him as we could in his too-short 4-years on this earth. He died before the world cup this year, and no one was there to take his place. And it ended there… a perfect story, frozen in the history books (or history web pages I guess). The world was good.

And then, the 2011 NFL playoffs came. And some schmuck in Chicago decided to try to get the kind of attention Paul the Octopus got. Enter Ty the Sea Lion. Now, I’m sure you see the problem right from the get go here: Octopi are considered one of the smartest animals on earth. They can learn to open a jar or unlock at a door at a very early age, an age in which we humans are still drooling helplessly all over ourselves in a high chair we’re not remotely capable of escaping from.

Sea Lions, on the other hand, are generally considered one of the slower animals in “the kingdom.” Their intellectual limits seem to be their ability to hit a ball with their noses and smile sometimes… if you’re lucky, they’ll stick out their tongue; things any living thing on earth could do, plants and fungi included. And they’re like that their whole lives. No progression. Anyway, some dude in Chicago decided to try to steal Paul’s thunder and have his stupid sea lion pick the winner of the Chicago/Green Bay game. Note one more time that this sea lion is from Chicago. And so is its trainer.

Surprisingly, the sea lion stuck out its tongue at the Packers and smiled at the Bears, clearly indicating a Bears victory. Obvious bias from the trainer aside, this is unbelievable. Forget the picks of well-educated, knowledgeable football analysts who are picking the Packers to win almost resoundingly. We place our trust in a sea lion, and ABC News puts it on their front page. Paul’s different. Paul would have picked every single outcome of every single game in the regular season and playoffs, nearly impossible odds. Ty the sea lion gets to pick one game, 50/50 odds, after being well trained to hate the Packers with every ounce of his being. Yup… sounds unbiased to me.

Well, since we’ve got all our ears to the ground, hanging on every word a sea lion is saying, I’m going to let my dirty H&M work pants pick the outcome, and see what they think (we’re just moments away from kickoff). They’re about on the same intellectual level as this sea lion, so why not? I’ll throw them on the floor, let them settle and see what I get. Here we go:

A “G,” without a doubt. Luke’s pants pick Green Bay to win. Bring it on, Ty. The game’s just starting now, and if my and Ty’s predictions are any indication, I think it’ll be a good one. Just hope I don’t eat my words and lose to a sea lion of all creatures. You’ll never hear from me again if I do.

UPDATE: Ty’s career ended before it even started (a lot like the Eagles’ Kevin Kolb), failing to predict the outcome of the Bears/Packers game, an outcome my work pants could predict. My pants will try to predict the outcome of the Superbowl in one week’s time. Be there to see history made! Any news reporters interested in running the story can give me a shout. Young, aspiring journalists: this could launch your career.

Mini Update on a Bigger Update

Friends! I just wanted to let you know there is an imminent post getting ready for its debut on the site, so check back later today! If you’re interested in an update on my selling the rights to my hair… well, there’s not one. Nobody bought it because none of you have the financial foresight to have been able to see this amazing opportunity as a good investment. I’m gonna make my hair look terrible just to spite all of you. The good people at Astor Place Hairstyling will make it look pretty awful for 15 bucks and a minimum amount of painful conversation. Not too bad.

Again, Check back soon!

Making the Christmas Spirit Last All the Year

One of the best tunes in the Christmas classic ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’ goes “It is the season of the spirit, the message if we hear it is make it last all year.”  Sitting at home a few days after Christmas, I was pondering the words, trying to figure out what they meant. While I was doing this, my parents were removing the Christmas tree from our home (we like to get that thing outta my house pretty quickly after Christmas… you gotta learn to move on). The tree looked pretty decent for being over a month old (in terms of time out of the earth from which it came). It was a bit dry, but the recipients of most giveaways aren’t that picky.

So I decided to make better use of the time the tree was going to spend by the road while it awaited an ugly end in the back of the BFI garbage truck. I know a lot of people that celebrate holidays a day or two after they occur (especially Easter and Halloween), because they can get gifts, food and candy so much cheaper (everything typically moves to a 50% or 75% off sale). I figure if people do this for Easter and Halloween, they probably do it for Christmas, too. Which means they also do it with Christmas trees.

Why not give away a tree to a family who’s celebrating a late Christmas instead of flagging it for immediate destruction by the garbage men? This is just the tip of the “generosity iceberg” that I consider myself a resident of. Pick up the tree anytime:

There’s the tree. Here’s your information, close-up: